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  • 77 23
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 28, 12 at 1:23pm

    Well I'd probably just be in shock. I've never seen a fat person run before.

  • 42 33
    Submitted by DavidWnC on Oct 28, 12 at 8:13pm

    Tigr0u will know what to do.

    • 36 48
      Submitted by Tigr0u on Oct 29, 12 at 3:42am

      just too many possibilities in my head... but I sure will know what to do! especially if he is as hairy as you are... :p

  • 46 50
    Submitted by satanslilhelper on Oct 28, 12 at 3:29pm

    "Find your penis for a dollar! Find your penis?"

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Kao on Oct 28, 12 at 2:13pm

    Shooting them would not be my first thought...

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Guardfiend on Oct 29, 12 at 8:00pm

    Yell "Hey look a cheeseburger!" And point to the nearest trash can. Should be funny

  • 36 51
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 28, 12 at 1:12pm

    Don't use .22 nor bird shot to shoot 'em. The fat just absorbs the lead. Use 9mm or buckshot minimum.

  • 25 39
    Submitted by skaternotahater on Oct 29, 12 at 3:37am

    Story of my life

  • 6 14
    Submitted by tracilynne40 on Nov 27, 13 at 12:49pm

    John? John Pinette? Is that you??

  • 15 32
    Submitted by tracilynne40 on Aug 13, 13 at 6:47am

    John Pinette?? I say nay nay!