There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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