Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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