There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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