I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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