shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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