fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
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Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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