with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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