Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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