I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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