god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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