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Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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