never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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