Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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