Im at strip club and am horny
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I need a beard to bite.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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