Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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