similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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