guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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