I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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