you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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