Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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