I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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