Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize