Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I cannot find my penis.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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