I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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