Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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