rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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