is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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