my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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