i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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