my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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