So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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