CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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