I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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