i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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