My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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