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wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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