I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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