either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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