girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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