her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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