But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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