You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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