Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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