I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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