just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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