Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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