he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think I won the penis lottery.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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