We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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