nut hugger
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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